British police tell boozy women to wear nice knickers

LONDON (AFP) - Police in eastern England are telling local women to wear nice knickers and have a wax before getting fuelled up on booze, newspapers reported.

The latest attempt by the police to get hip with the kids is aimed at hammering home a responsible drinking message to the sort of young lady who might be found blind drunk and vomiting in a gutter after a night out on the town.

"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think," reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.

"Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies (drinks), or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."

The Suffolk constabulary in eastern England insists there is a serious point behind their seemingly bizarre advice.

Read the complete article at Yahoo!News

Michael Carroll UK Lottery Winner almost out of CASH

LOTTO slob Michael Carroll has taken out a MORTGAGE after blowing his fortune.

The lout, who won £9.7million in 2002, has borrowed £130,000.

The loan was granted by Bristol and West Mortgages on Carroll’s home in Downham Market, Norfolk.

His £245,000 pad is registered in the name of his aunt Kelly Muncaster, 34, and the loan is also in her name.

He is seeking a SECOND mortgage of £120,000 on another home, saying he will invest the dosh in property.

But pals of the ex-binman fear he will blow the loan on cars, booze and drugs.

He has a third property but estranged wife Sandra Aiken, 24, wants a cut of any sale as part of a divorce deal.

Carroll, 23, has lost £80,000 on a Dubai property deal.

He gave £4million of his winnings away and put the same sum into a bond — now worthless due to withdrawals.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006320361,00.html